February 2010
1 post
Tomater Top Links of the Day
Hark: 9. Bald Guy! 8. Farmville! 7. Colours! 6. Tubers! 5. Not Downtown! 4. Monkey! 3. Sandwiches! 2. Non-Sequitur! 1. Dinosaurs! 0. Boobs!
Feb 5th
December 2009
1 post
Holy Bombastic Book Buying Batman!
I spent $17,000 on books yesterday. This will probably impede my plan to move out of farm county. Oh well, I’ll have more time to read. Gotta go, I think I hear the delivery dump truck backing down the driveway!
Dec 9th
November 2009
5 posts
Fake Curtis Lassam →
I’m not sure what this guy’s deal is, but he’s gone to great lengths to pretend to be me. Needs more tophats! Update: Fake Curtis Lassam has ultimately admitted he is indubitably fake, quoted as saying at 2:23pm on November 9, “I am, in fact, the fake.” Glad it’s cleared up now, just need to add some rocket sauce to my Google Ranking. Already doing pretty well...
Nov 9th
GLARGLE BLARG JAVASCRIPT
fakefakeallenpike: GLARGLE BLARG THICK CLIENTS GLOO BLOOP This is pure genius.
Nov 9th
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Spantacular Sandwich Saturday
I spent about four hours today making a sandwich. Now, dear reader, you may be curious what kind of sandwich would merit such shenanigans. Well, feast your eyes on the my sandwich ingredients list: Kapow! Yes, sir, I made a sandwich containing every food ever named after a person. This sandwich was so incredible, I daresay it should be eligible for public office. It should not only be eligible,...
Nov 8th
Nov 6th
“Man, domain squatting is fucking amazing. What higher art is there, really....”
–  My Boss
Nov 3rd